on why we should be appalled...

i was having health ed lessons with 7 year olds. the topic was on HOW to KEEP our teeth and gum healthy

"Miss Bay, when my mommy and daddy are not at home, i EAT my toothpaste"
"Miss Bay, see my teeth, I ONLY HAVE 2 left"
"i dont use toothpaste to brush my teeth"
"sometimes, i forget to brush my teeth and i go to bed. Then i wake up again to brush. then i go back to sleep again"

on what teeth are for
"to bite"
"to chew food"
"to talk"
"to bite friends. You know dracula has 2 vampire teeth. He used it to suck blood"

on what gums are for
"so that the teeth stay put"
"to make sure the teeth dont run away"
"gums allow you to talk"

on mr. bean
"Miss Bay, you know that time i watched mr bean, he brushed his teeth, THEN he swallowed everything. He didnt spit anything out"