Wednesday, June 21, 2006

J's coming out tonight! yay /> i dont know if its a good or bad thing. but they just put me in charge of the performance
item. and now i have to do all the coordinating and stuffff.
im just another lazy girl. growl

yesterday's rehearsal was quite cool. i think mr chua 's doing a good job. he's a fabulous guy
the kind that you know has a good heart and deserves the best in the world
and i think he might be too skinny. because while adjusting the mike, he had a pretty fall.
but yea. he got up just the same. to say he was alright!

GROWL. i think mommy doesnt wanna come for the concert! i think the emcee scripts are getting lamer by the year. hahaha
somemone help us.
well so anyway, in the meantime, i have nothing to do but to pack the silly HUGE wardrobe because mommy wants me to
throw away clothes that i dont wear! i hate packing!

hur hur i hope j's ready to SHOP till he GOES MAD TMR. because im gonna make him do it. no
matter what. heehee okay im feeling like a pig. because i've been at the computer all day without moving. exxcept to get out
of the room to lunch. so HAHA

OMG eunice is hilarious.she taught me this Gerbil song by stephen lynch. HAHAHA ITS SO
HILARIOUS.

i bought a gerbil at the petting zoo.
if richard gere can do it i can too.
i get
undressed, i start to lube
i stick a gerbil in the end of the tube

wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
careful
now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Goooooo gerbil GOOOOO!
burrow harder, burrow deeper

be my little chimmney sweeper
One thing i forgot
How am i supposed to get you out

So now my Gerbil's on easy street
It's warm and cosy and there's plenty to eat
The
situation is beyond my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of this hole

I try crowbars, i try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliers
I tried cheese but
he's not biting
i wish this wasnt so exciting

GOOOO Gerbil GOOOO!!
* I am such a sucker
Please get out you funny **
i think i
am getting ill
suddenly he's very, very still

Now its too late my gerbil died
I guess i have committed Gerbicide
here's some advice
its very clear cut
if you love your gerbil, dont stick him up your butt...

click here! gerbil

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