HAHA
today was a trip down to visit mommy's mommy and daddy's dadddy before i fly back to london and hee it was pretty good
and then we headed to parkway for some christmas shopping.
I FINALLY SPENT SOME TIME WITH EVEEEEEEE

i practised me hokkien again as i tried conversing with mama.
and after whispering to daddy, asking him how to say cook in hokkien,
i told her very proudly that
"wa eh hiao zhi!"
i can cook!

she tells me to cook for mommy and dadddy
and i reply just before we leave that
"mommy kong kanasai!"
mommy says my food's like shit

and then at kongkong's house,

like kongkong who likes to repeat his stories
me too likes to repeat my same crap :D

ME:
kongkongggg, evelyn has a boyfriend
they're getting married in four years
then u can come to their wedding
but he's not indiannnn, then how
(i used to bluff kongkong that sissy had an indian boyfriend)

KONGKONG:
ahhh cannot indian or angmoh, must be chineseee

DADDY (jokes):
oh dear , then ade will hve to dump her angmoh boyfriend

ME:
ya he's chinese. u guess what dialectttt, which dialect u likeee?
*sniggers*

KONGKONG:
any dialect also cannnn, as long as its a chinese!

ME:
but which one u preferrrr

KONGKONG:
erm teochew is the best

then i YAYYY [I JUST SCORED SOME POINTS]
and smirks at eve
(jem's cantonese hahahaa jem, if u ever see this, im only kidding by the way)

KONGKONG:
but hokkien is fine too
(because mommy's hokkien and mommy was there lol)
so if its half teochew half hokkien, thats the best, like ur mommy and daddy!

...

ME:
his name is jeremy

KONGKONG:
OHHH jeremys are usually playboys
(hahahahaha we all burst into laughter at this point, mommy's almost on the floor laughing)
but not to worry also, just watch his every step.

and then i asked if he wanted to meet jem and made something up like jem wants to visit him (which is not true), hahaha so he said must tell him so he can clean up the house and yadddaaaa. and he went on to talk about boys and how you should not give them handkerchiefs and perfumes as presents because of some superstition thingy

so i had to ask

"what about underwear?"

HE WAS APPALLED
"CANNOTT GIVE UNDERWEAR!"


HAHAHAH k nvm tis self amusement