Divorced Barbie

A dad is on his way home from the office when he realizes that it's
his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops
At a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie
Display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are:

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
And Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked the man asks,; "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:


Ken's Car

Ken's House

Ken's Boat

Ken's furniture

Ken's jewellery

Ken's money

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend...